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unhomeschoolable 

When the children that you need to home school will not cooperate and continue to throw tantrums instead of doing school assignments.
Her children scream and cry when it's time to home school, they are unhomeschoolable.
unhomeschoolable by schaka May 8, 2020
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Something that isn't dope, or awesome.
L'il Wayne is so undope.
undope by RedmanMetallica May 2, 2010
n, adj. A person (usually female) who has none of the characteristics of a hoe.

Also can be used to describe such a person's actions (or lackthereof the debaucherous kind)
1.
Did you see Sharon's pants?

Yeah they look good, and they're pretty unhoe.

2.
She is an unhoe :)
unhoe by unhoe May 25, 2010

unopenzone

When you send a message and the other person reads the notification but does not open the app or making any physical effort to reply. It means that even though the person who received the message may be active, they did not open the other person's message hence the person who sent the message will not be seenzoned. This is usually done to read the message and then later make up the excuse that you did not see it nor did you seenzone the other person
Person 1: *Texts Person 2*

Person 2: *Gets and reads notification*

Person 1: "Man I got unopenzoned"

Person 3: "Feels bad. At least you didn't get seenzoned though"
unopenzone by Gudiya<3Harjottia June 16, 2018

Left me unopened 

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.
Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "
When you take a hoe and make her a valuable bitch that only wants you
Guy 1: You see that girl over there? She's beautiful and thick
Guy 2: Yeah I see her, she's a big hoe don't take your chances
Guy 1: Then I'll unhoeify that bitch
Guy 2: Once a hoe, always a hoe. But have fun trying
unhoeify by GoinnCrazy May 29, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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