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ingirlfriendo 

When a geek or dork implies or brags that he has a girlfriend in any sort of indirect way.
"I'm going to watch the LOTR trilogy with my girlfriend this weekend."
"Dude, that was a total ingirlfriendo"
ingirlfriendo by dryice February 24, 2007

Ungirlfriendable 

The belief that one is unable to find or keep a female companion in a relationship. It may be an irrational belief in an individual, or a put-down from someone else.
"He's kind of a recluse. He believes that he's ungirlfriendable."

"That guy is such a grouse. He's definitely ungirlfriendable."

un girlfriend 

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?
Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.
un girlfriend by d0c July 24, 2006

Ungirlfriended 

To be unfriended by your boyfriend/girlfriend(s) over Facebook. Typically refers to such relationships which were maintained solely through the use of cyber-sheep or virtual roses or Farm Town pumpkin seeds. Can also involve the unfriending of all your relatives.
girl: "But why have you ungirlfriended me? I thought we had something special?!?"
guy: "Yeah, I was like, totally into you, but you know, you just don't appreciate the value of scare crows!"

girl: "You ungirlfriended me ages ago!"
other girl: "I just didn't like the way you sent an invite to Tom before I did..."
first girl: "Get over it! It's just Cafe World! He doesn't even play it anymore!"
Ungirlfriended by dinted February 20, 2012

un-girlfriend 

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
un-girlfriend by jmac1973 June 12, 2023

urgirlfri3nd.net 

THEY LOVE KISASKI SO MUCH ITS INSANE..... HES THEIR FAV CHARACTER TOO
urgirlfri3nd.net is literally in love w kisaki wtf
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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