unfortunatism 

The process of being unfortunate.

Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism

unfortunatism by slimveil September 30, 2023

Unfortunatum 

When a situation is seen as so unfortunate that the decision-maker is confined to an Ultimatum;
A descriptor for the lowest levels of unfortunate conceivable by Man

Adjective: "Oh you have to write 3 Theses for this Semester? That's pretty unfortunatum."
Noun: "He found himself in an unfortunatum when he had to decide between 2D and 3D Girls."

Unfortunatum by Solstro April 23, 2018

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM 

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.

"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM by RubyMae October 19, 2008

Unfortunamism

A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.

Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.

Unfortunamism by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016

Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.

"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."

Unfortunitis by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023

Unfortunation

A period of bad luck, the state of being unlucky, being beyond unfortunate...

(Since the word itself would be technically be considered gramatically incorrect, it goes one step further as being used as an adjective).

In a conversation could be used as a single word to show condolences (express empathy) i.e:

Friend- "Today I stubbed my toe when I woke up..."
You- "Unfortunation bro...."

Similar to the word "Ruination".

My day was unfortunation...

Unfortunation by Guisrt May 29, 2026