Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.

"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."

Unfortunitis by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023

unfortunatism 

The process of being unfortunate.

Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism

unfortunatism by slimveil September 30, 2023

Unfortunamism

A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.

Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.

Unfortunamism by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016

Unfortunity 

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

Unfortunity by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020

Unfortunitarities 

Unfortunitarities- the object of having been a victim of unfortunate events or situations.

There were many unfortunitarities that had befell her mother, due to her lack of immune system.

Unfortunitarities by wkibibi May 15, 2025

Unfortunation

A period of bad luck, the state of being unlucky, being beyond unfortunate...

(Since the word itself would be technically be considered gramatically incorrect, it goes one step further as being used as an adjective).

In a conversation could be used as a single word to show condolences (express empathy) i.e:

Friend- "Today I stubbed my toe when I woke up..."
You- "Unfortunation bro...."

Similar to the word "Ruination".

My day was unfortunation...

Unfortunation by Guisrt May 29, 2026