Unfortunamism

A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.

Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.

Unfortunamism by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM 

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.

"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM by RubyMae October 19, 2008

unfortunatism 

The process of being unfortunate.

Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism

unfortunatism by slimveil September 30, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008