Unfortunamism

A black-ops disease prevalent among the less fortunate. Unfortunamism is caused by the effective use of discrimination, alienation and attrition. Modern capitalist societies use unfortunamism to keep large numbers of people (who would vote for more socialist policies) in a disenfranchised state, effectively removing their ability to act as a cohesive group.

Donald Trump would like to use unfortunamism on many illegal immigrants as it would help increase his profits without increased earnings. His companies could use the illegal immigrants as workers, not pay them, and when they complained they are deported.

Unfortunamism by Vorlon007 January 15, 2016

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM 

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.

"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."

CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM by RubyMae October 19, 2008

unfortunatism 

The process of being unfortunate.

Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism

unfortunatism by slimveil September 30, 2023