unfornicate

verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)

by E_Man July 5, 2012

unfornicated

since fornication is sex before marriage, unfornicated is just a virgin

dude: bro you’re unfornicated haha
other dude: :(

by lit door knob July 8, 2019