unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Unhateable 

1. A person that is soooo amazingly awesome that no matter how much effort is put into hating them that person can not be hated

2. Being so loveable that even if one were to try to hate the unhateable person, it would be impossible because something about them makes everyone like them

1. Ashley Starnes is unhateable to Nathan Poore; he could never hate her.

2. I love Ashley! I don't know how anyone could hate her; she's unhateable!

Unhateable by luvdisgrl! July 1, 2011

undatable

not able to be dated at all

the writer of this definition is undatable

undatable by c1094 September 11, 2013

unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.

That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.

unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003

undateable 

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

undateable by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

undateable 

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

undateable by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

ungettable 

Unattainable, something you can't get.

World peace is ungettable.

ungettable by Rice28m May 9, 2005