A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.
She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!