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uncomfortabiled

When you know your roommate is not having sex with his new pseudo-girlfriend, but seeing them together on his bed (just talking) makes you uncomfortable and you choose to leave.
I got uncomfortabiled last night. I know nothing was happening, but their verbal foreplay to nothing makes me uncomfortable so i left.
uncomfortabiled by Queezy Roomate November 11, 2010
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uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".
After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.

uncomfortable silence 

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.
from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
uncomfortable silence by MNCkos August 26, 2012

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today 

Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.
*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

someplace very uncomfortable 

the back of a Volkswagon.

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. :] because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!
Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

uncomfortable 

the new awkward.
Could be a situation, that grade on your math test, or your mom.
1. Wow, that was really uncomfortable when Johnny started talking about his boobs.
2. I think I'm a bit uncomfortable with this grade of 32 percent.
3. your mom.
uncomfortable by ...jess October 19, 2007
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