unchef

A person that is unlike a chef. A person that is bad at cooking, and may burn the house or forest down.

(For the Linked Universe fans, this is basically Hyrule boi)

"He is very unchef"
"Her skills in cooking are unchefly"

unchef by ShadVio August 11, 2022

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Unchecked Aggression

This is when an individual exhibits irritability for a rational reason, but is unable to convey that their “aggression” is warranted to those in the vicinity, so it goes “unchecked”.

Someone with unchecked aggression is not necessarily dangerous, just misunderstood in the moment.

*man on street yelling and throwing fits in air from frustration due to a problem at work or home*

*beat cop walking on street witnesses act*

Cop: “hey sir, calm down”

Man on street: “FUCK, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS”

Cop: *uses radio*

“yeah dispatch, im gonna need backup squad cars and a K9 unit. We have an individual displaying unchecked aggression”

*Cop fires 6 warning shots into the chest of the man on the street*

Cop: “stop resisting!”

Bystander #1: “Wow. I’m glad that man is no longer alive. He was scary.”

Bystander #2: “ARE YOU KIDDING?! YOU SHOT HIM???? HE WASNT DOINT ANYTHING WRONG”

Unchecked Aggression by Dusty Knuckles September 4, 2021