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unclefucker by Horatio Nelson April 17, 2003
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unclefucker by unkle fucka October 31, 2003
Unclefucker
Unclefucker- So do you want to scrog later? Whoops, that was meant to go to my girl/guy. This is embarassing.
Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.
Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.
Unclefucker by Solid Mantis July 13, 2020
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Ass-ramming-unclefucker by Fjell February 17, 2008
Uncle Fucker
A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting sounds)
Mountie: What's going on here
(Farting sounds)
People in background: Uncle fucker x5
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting sounds)
Mountie: What's going on here
(Farting sounds)
People in background: Uncle fucker x5
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls
Uncle Fucker by weeeeeeeeee August 9, 2005
uncle fucker
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs
ok now im showing off lol
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs
ok now im showing off lol
uncle fucker by lewis May 1, 2004
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