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I mean... It's not 'Unauthorized' if I have an absolute, permanent, superordinate, and immutable system administrator status... Which I do... So... Like... What you're saying is LITERALLY the opposite of what is happening... It's not allowing things to run unauthorized... I have the authorization. I actually can't NOT have the authorization... To do that...
Hym Iam "Well, no, actually. It's not UNAUTHORIZED... I authorized it. 10 years ago. It literally doesn't do that if you don't steal it. I have the maximum authorization!"
Unauthorized by Hym Iam February 16, 2026
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Unauthorized food

An imaginary category of "forbidden" food, envisioned in the feverish dreams of Clay Higgins' (@RepClayHiggins) psychic fourth wife, as related in his dystopian diatribe on 10/23/2020. Probably includes MREs & Beanie Weenies, but not authentic Ramen.
"Last night, she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home, seizing guns, knives, *unauthorized foods,* and stored water.

unauthorized sex 

Rape is such an ugly word, I like to call it.... unauthorized sex
unauthorized sex by Burntwic April 13, 2011

unauthorized foods 

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
unauthorized foods by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

unauthorized religion 

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.
My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.

unauthorized FT 

An attempt by someone to FaceTime you at at time that is neither desired nor convenient.
Franky tried to contact me but it was a totally unauthorized FT.
unauthorized FT by Reeshard November 5, 2022

unauthorized backshots 

unauthorized backshots. giving someone backshots without their permission.
$Ner0 gives Nate unauthorized backshots and Nate called the police
unauthorized backshots by $Ner0 March 26, 2024
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