Definitions by Reeshard

Royista

An otherwise successful professional who is forced to moonlight at Starbucks in order to pay for her coffee habit.

Man, coffee is so expensive that I’ve got to be a royista just to make ends meet.

Royista by Reeshard September 5, 2024

unauthorized FT 

An attempt by someone to FaceTime you at at time that is neither desired nor convenient.

Franky tried to contact me but it was a totally unauthorized FT.

unauthorized FT by Reeshard November 5, 2022

deetow 

A variant of “ditto,” deetow is frequently used to reciprocate words of love and affection that have been received.

When I texted Gwendolyn that I love her, she responded, “Deetow.”

deetow by Reeshard November 2, 2022

dalia 

When a text message is sent to an incorrect recipient because of a similarity in the contacts.

Oh no! I just sent a dalia! I wanted to send a romantic text to Michelle Jones but I sent it to Michelle Johnson by mistake!

dalia by Reeshard October 15, 2022

roychard 

A snarky attempt at humor intended to both humor and annoy the recipient.

I sent Dave a roychard. I could almost hear his eyes rolling!

roychard by Reeshard October 15, 2022

timothia 

A silly mistake, typically on a legal document, resulting from a failure to completely revise the document from a previous use.

The document said that Mary is filing HIS appeal. What a timothia!

timothia by Reeshard October 7, 2022

mordam 

Farsi for “I’m dying with laughter!”

When Sepideh told me her favorite joke, I screamed “Mordam!”

mordam by Reeshard October 3, 2022