13 definitions by Reeshard

Palsgraf

To say “Palsgraf” to someone is a delicate and discreet way of telling them to fuck off.

When my girlfriend smiled and said “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard September 14, 2022

A discreet and delicate way of telling someone to fuck off.

When I heard my girlfriend say “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard October 3, 2022

A cool person, typically female, who works hard and plays hard. A Montoya is the person you go to when you want to feel better and have a laugh.

Denise is so easy to hang out with! She’s such a Montoya and we always have a good time!

by Reeshard August 27, 2022

When a text message is sent to an incorrect recipient because of a similarity in the contacts.

Oh no! I just sent a dalia! I wanted to send a romantic text to Michelle Jones but I sent it to Michelle Johnson by mistake!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

A variant of “ditto,” deetow is frequently used to reciprocate words of love and affection that have been received.

When I texted Gwendolyn that I love her, she responded, “Deetow.”

by Reeshard November 3, 2022

A snarky attempt at humor intended to both humor and annoy the recipient.

I sent Dave a roychard. I could almost hear his eyes rolling!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

A silly mistake, typically on a legal document, resulting from a failure to completely revise the document from a previous use.

The document said that Mary is filing HIS appeal. What a timothia!

by Reeshard October 8, 2022