Umtard 

In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.

That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.

Umtard by Umnika March 5, 2017

uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

UDtard 

A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary.com) definitions to Urban Dictionary. Come on sheeple, awaken and get a clue!

Urban Dictionary is supposed to be a place where slang, coined words, ghetto slang (ebonics), teenspeak, regional colloquialisms and other neologisms are defined for the benefit of others (preferably with some wit and humor).

Abbreviations and acronyms of non-slang words/terms are also acceptable as long as they are briefly defined (and don't then morph into an encyclopedic reference).

Contrasting examples:

MISOGYNIST (UDtard definition): A woman hater.

MISOGYNIST (slang definition): A man who wins an argument with a feminist.

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RACIST (UDtard definition): Someone who feels racially superior, and exercises prejudice or negative attitudes towards people of a different skin color.

RACIST (slang definition): A statement of surrender during an argument.

When two people are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the one that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game.

"Racist" acquired this new meaning when debaters (predictably) used the term as an argument of last resort. (They couldn't prevail against logic, truth, and common sense, so they played the race card to try and eek out a victory).

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CLOWN (UDtard definition): a circus performer known for their comic antics, exaggerated physical features, brightly colored costumes, and heavy use of stage make-up.

CLOWN (slang definitions): 1. A person who is humorous without intention, therefore is a dumb mutha.

2. A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

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Do you see the difference in these examples??? UD is for entertainment, so keep that in mind as you add words in the future--no more boring, unimaginative stuff! You're dismissed.

UDtard by One Stark Reality May 11, 2009

utardation 

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).

Utardation is rampant here.

utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

Utard by jackie July 1, 2003

Umtarget 

Walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends.

Q: hey, where did you get this rug?
A: Um... Target.

Umtarget!

Umtarget by brobison75 June 17, 2012

untard 

n. A person who has upgraded their status to normal from being a retard.

adj. The process of changing from bieng a retard to being normal.

n. That guy use to be in the retard class but now he is in our class, he must be an untard.

adj. That guy must have untarded himself.

untard by Bladen June 23, 2003