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Overgrown fuckwit who doesn't have the brainpower to tie his own shoes. He is widley recognised as the laziest toss piece on the face of the planet. An 'Umtape'may also display various forms of pikey behaviour such as pissing in phoneboxes in the middle of a highstreet and falling in a pile of his own spew. They may on occasion show a fondness for the comedian Jethro while complaining of a cold head, however this is usually the result of mass alcohol consumption. Very suceptable to persuasion from persons with large ears! Noted to have an unhealthy facination with pornography and will usually have an extensive collection.
Who's that pissing in that phonebox?
Dont worry, that's just Umtape
Umtape by Idwol November 2, 2003
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Can be used in place of any curse word ever heard.
Means ever curse word

pronounced: ootupay but spelled Utape
Your an utape!
What the utape?
I had to take an utape.
Utape by LLLgirls February 20, 2010
The process of removing tape.
Hey. Untape that for me.
untape by baneofnotch December 19, 2015

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