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Overgrown fuckwit who doesn't have the brainpower to tie his own shoes. He is widley recognised as the laziest toss piece on the face of the planet. An 'Umtape'may also display various forms of pikey behaviour such as pissing in phoneboxes in the middle of a highstreet and falling in a pile of his own spew. They may on occasion show a fondness for the comedian Jethro while complaining of a cold head, however this is usually the result of mass alcohol consumption. Very suceptable to persuasion from persons with large ears! Noted to have an unhealthy facination with pornography and will usually have an extensive collection.
Who's that pissing in that phonebox?
Dont worry, that's just Umtape
Umtape by Idwol November 2, 2003
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Can be used in place of any curse word ever heard.
Means ever curse word

pronounced: ootupay but spelled Utape
Your an utape!
What the utape?
I had to take an utape.
Utape by LLLgirls February 20, 2010
The process of removing tape.
Hey. Untape that for me.
untape by baneofnotch December 19, 2015

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026