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dirty umphries 

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.
Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.
dirty umphries by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013
Related Words
Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.
Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.
Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013
An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!
Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!
Umpties by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006

Umghiest 

Another word for failure. To fail so badly the earth itself is ashamed of you.
The mission was a complete Umghiest, all the monkeys died of dissappointment
Umghiest by Umghiestizwhore123 October 23, 2008
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026