umphies 

Supurb. Plural of umphy.

Those buds look ok, but I really want the the umphies.

umphies by Jskillz June 2, 2005

dirty umphries 

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.

Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.

dirty umphries by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013

Umpsies 

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

Umpsies by PaulK May 25, 2013

Umpties 

An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!

Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!

Umpties by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006

Umghiest 

Another word for failure. To fail so badly the earth itself is ashamed of you.

The mission was a complete Umghiest, all the monkeys died of dissappointment

Umghiest by Umghiestizwhore123 October 23, 2008