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1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet
1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.
umph umph by KnowItAll6002 June 4, 2010
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upah is an indo-germanic word used to describe an attractive person of superior intelligence.
upah by Buffy199 March 24, 2012

naughty umpa loompa 

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

Umpa-Lumpia 

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.
I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia
Umpa-Lumpia by gatterband January 20, 2009

Al-Ummah 

Arabic term meaning 'The Brotherhood.' Al-Ummah is a 19 day camp which gives you the best experience of your lifetime.
We're one big family, Al-Ummah brotherhood, where we can learn to be the best that we can be.
Al-Ummah by LK-AU2K10 August 7, 2010

Umpa-Lumpa 

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan
there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today
Umpa-Lumpa by Cocoliso January 6, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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