umm...friend

1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.

2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.

1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.

2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.

by Anya E March 28, 2009

umm...friend

1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".

2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. with.

3. Someone you shouldn't be hanging around with.

Mom: "And who is this?"

Jill: "Mom? Oh, uh....this is my umm...friend Joey.

by Seacoaster December 29, 2005

umfriend

a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship

also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend

"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"

by mr.tickles August 22, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 5, 2021

umfriend

a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend

girl: this is my umfriend Jake

by jolee February 17, 2009