UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 03, 2003

umfriend

a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship

also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend

"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"

by mr.tickles July 26, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 05, 2021

umfriend

a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend

girl: this is my umfriend Jake

by jolee February 17, 2009