Azenath69's definitions

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 5, 2021

Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

by Azenath69 September 6, 2022

Plasterer's radio

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

by Azenath69 January 5, 2022

Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022

BORC

Acronym; a large box or bag housing items which are perfectly serviceable, and which the owner fools himself may become useful.
BORC - Box Of Random Crap.

Have you got a lead with the correct plugs to charge my 3 year old phone?
Probably; try looking in the BORC.

by Azenath69 January 12, 2022

Chesticles

Chesticles (noun): breasts.

Hey! Watch how you open that door. It nearly hit me in the chesticles.

by Azenath69 December 18, 2021

Nine-Volter

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

by Azenath69 December 19, 2021