11 definitions by Azenath69

Chesticles

Chesticles (noun): breasts.

Hey! Watch how you open that door. It nearly hit me in the chesticles.

by Azenath69 December 18, 2021

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 5, 2021

Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

by Azenath69 September 6, 2022

Making nylon

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

by Azenath69 February 11, 2022

Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022

Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

Nine-Volter

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

by Azenath69 December 19, 2021