Azenath69's definitions

Chesticles

Chesticles (noun): breasts.

Hey! Watch how you open that door. It nearly hit me in the chesticles.

by Azenath69 December 18, 2021

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 9, 2022

Plasterer's radio

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

by Azenath69 January 5, 2022

Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 5, 2021

BORC

Acronym; a large box or bag housing items which are perfectly serviceable, and which the owner fools himself may become useful.
BORC - Box Of Random Crap.

Have you got a lead with the correct plugs to charge my 3 year old phone?
Probably; try looking in the BORC.

by Azenath69 January 12, 2022

Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022