Definitions by Azenath69
Japanese Flag
The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
Japanese Flag by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
Poppy floppy
(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
Poppy floppy by Azenath69 March 9, 2022
Bravo India November File
Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?
Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.
Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.
Bravo India November File by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
Fartapeutic index
-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
Fartapeutic index by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
Making nylon
Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...
Making nylon by Azenath69 February 11, 2022
BORC
Acronym; a large box or bag housing items which are perfectly serviceable, and which the owner fools himself may become useful.
BORC - Box Of Random Crap.
BORC - Box Of Random Crap.
Have you got a lead with the correct plugs to charge my 3 year old phone?
Probably; try looking in the BORC.
Probably; try looking in the BORC.
Sarchasm
Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.