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tumbi umbi 

tumbi umbi were the pimps live
were do you live... tumbi umbi
tumbi umbi by chibbz February 28, 2008
Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.
You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.
umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020
A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate
Hey its that annoying girl umbitch
Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020
A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)
Umbitch is the worst.
Umbitch by Random-memer September 7, 2021

Umbilingus 

My girlfriend was performing umbilingus but she stopped when she got a piece of lint in her mouth.
Umbilingus by DRDMH May 1, 2010

umbilical dip 

A British term for the navel or "belly button" in the center of a human torso.
When the belly dancer swayed erotically, her umbilical dip bobbed in time to the music.
umbilical dip by thundatune12 August 8, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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