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Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.
Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity
Ultimate Team by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020
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Nathan’s ultimate team 

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Dont come near them!
Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team

madden ultimate team 

EA,s money maker
yo EA only update madden ultimate team

Super ultimate team buddy force unite! 

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning
Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026