Ryan is the most masculine, has the big muscles , has the highest testosterone man has every seen. Ryan pulls all the bitches, I'm talking the goth girls with the fattest ass. So masculine he see every other gender as female.
the MOST powerful Chad in the Chad universe. He surpassed the Alpha Giga Chad which is so cracked at this point. Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad is the most powerful being in the world. If a girl see him, the girl will orgasm 10x at the speed of light-years. His ego is so and very Godly. He killed Jesus and Muhammad at the same time.
Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad will come to universe and fuck all of the girls and girl pornstars, hence, the big three in porn
Mia khalifa, lana rhoades, and REDACTED
and he will evolve into the MOST OP CHAD IN THE UNIVERSE
Person 1:im the giga Chad, im the most powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:shut up I can defeat you in seconds
person 1:then who the hell are you and what are you
me:im th ultra giga super ultimate alpha sussy giga Chad
person 1:*gasp* kill me and fuck me
ULTRA GIGA SUPER ULTIMATE ALPHA SUSSY CHAD IS NUTS
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.