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1) The act of, while extremely drunk, being completely and utterly obnoxious. Usually accompanied by an unparalleled amount of "broing" and talking extremely loud.
2) Being to drunk for the situation.
3) Repeating the same words over and over until everyone in the room hears him.
4) Sweating.
While at the party some guy was UJing, he told some girl i was his bro, and said i was the biggest alcoholic he knows, completely killing my game.
UJing by mga February 28, 2007
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Ujang Slebew 

Ujang Slebew is Indonesian version of Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders.

Ujang Slebew potrayed as an Strong Sigma Male wearing polo shirt and flat cap.

Ujang Slebew appears in Indonesian tv drama "Preman Pensiun"
"He used to be a good guy, but after that incident he become more and more sigma male than before, his name is Ujang Slebew"
Ujang Slebew by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022
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using autism as an insult 

well fuck you if you do this. don't. don't say something is 'autistic' if you think its weird, don't call someone autistic if they're not, don't say 'autism' with no context as if it's a joke- it's not. seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it, get some help, anyone with any type of autism is better than you.
Person 1: "hey did you hear insert dickhead's name using autism as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's go beat them up and call them neurotypical."

Using Cheat Codes

The act of owning by exploiting the system, preferably by means of bending the rules.
The New England Patriots are well-known for using cheat codes.

using your resources 

When you look at your past schoolwork/use Google to help you on a test or anything to do with school. It's not cheating.
Person 1: Why are you looking up the answers? That's cheating!

Person 2: I'm just using my resources!

Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.
The tingling sensation you get at the tip of the anus when peeing after holding it in for a long time, almost feeling like you ejaculated without fornicating.
Dude 1: Dude pull over, I have to pee.

Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.

Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*

Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?

Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!

Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!
Uringasm by RinSu The Void December 24, 2011

Just Using Their Laptops 

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.
Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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