adj. To fall asleep at work, interrupt people while they are talking, to not use a napkin, to speak with food in your mouth, to not think before yuou speak, to not think peroid, to not annunciate your words, to act like a stupid-ass retard.

Damn Sean, you sure are acting like a friggin Uhlenhake today, falling asleep at your desk, and being a stupid ass.

Uhlenhake by Michelle Stark September 8, 2005

Related Words

uhle • uhlenbrauck • Uhlenhake • Uhlergasm • Uhlevar • lyons-uhlenbrauck • uh levin

Uhlergasm

The unbelievable sensation you get from a hurricane.

Oh God I just Uhlergasmed everywhere because of hurricane Earl!!!

Uhlergasm by Dan Uhler September 2, 2010

uhlenbrauck

oo-len-br'ou'k

Uhlenbrauck was a god in the earliest years of civilisation.
God of being lucky with the ladies and having the art of lying. Throughout his life he was offered virgins and alcohol by those who worshiped him. Studies of ancient scripture claims he is the lost apostle and was known for his enormous penis.
He was overthrown and killed by the vicious ice queen. Though today he is still remebered by those blessed with his name. One who is blessed recieves the same powers as Uhlenbrauck once had.

The term uhlenbrauck is used today in english to describe one's ability to lie and get lucky with the ladies.

"yo im going to pull an uhlenbrauck tonight!"
"you're going have to summin a uhlenbrauck on that one"
"WOW he has like an uhlen-sausage"
"that uhlenbrauck kid can spit game!"
" I can get more since im a lyons-uhlenbrauck"
see lyons

uhlenbrauck by uhlenbrauck February 4, 2005

lyons-uhlenbrauck

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.

"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"

lyons-uhlenbrauck by word of god February 4, 2005

Uhlevar

A fucking meme legend

Uhlevar is bleeding pink. (uhlevar is gay)

Uhlevar by futtetakashi April 8, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026