adj. To fall asleep at work, interrupt people while they are talking, to not use a napkin, to speak with food in your mouth, to not think before yuou speak, to not think peroid, to not annunciate your words, to act like a stupid-ass retard.
Damn Sean, you sure are acting like a friggin Uhlenhake today, falling asleep at your desk, and being a stupid ass.
Uhlenbrauck was a god in the earliest years of civilisation.
God of being lucky with the ladies and having the art of lying. Throughout his life he was offered virgins and alcohol by those who worshiped him. Studies of ancient scripture claims he is the lost apostle and was known for his enormous penis.
He was overthrown and killed by the vicious ice queen. Though today he is still remebered by those blessed with his name. One who is blessed recieves the same powers as Uhlenbrauck once had.
The term uhlenbrauck is used today in english to describe one's ability to lie and get lucky with the ladies.
"yo im going to pull an uhlenbrauck tonight!"
"you're going have to summin a uhlenbrauck on that one"
"WOW he has like an uhlen-sausage"
"that uhlenbrauck kid can spit game!"
" I can get more since im a lyons-uhlenbrauck"
see lyons
A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.
Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.
"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you sawlyons-uhlenbrauck!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.