uhlenbrauck 

oo-len-br'ou'k

Uhlenbrauck was a god in the earliest years of civilisation.
God of being lucky with the ladies and having the art of lying. Throughout his life he was offered virgins and alcohol by those who worshiped him. Studies of ancient scripture claims he is the lost apostle and was known for his enormous penis.
He was overthrown and killed by the vicious ice queen. Though today he is still remebered by those blessed with his name. One who is blessed recieves the same powers as Uhlenbrauck once had.

The term uhlenbrauck is used today in english to describe one's ability to lie and get lucky with the ladies.

"yo im going to pull an uhlenbrauck tonight!"
"you're going have to summin a uhlenbrauck on that one"
"WOW he has like an uhlen-sausage"
"that uhlenbrauck kid can spit game!"
" I can get more since im a lyons-uhlenbrauck"
see lyons

uhlenbrauck by uhlenbrauck February 4, 2005

lyons-uhlenbrauck 

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.

"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"

lyons-uhlenbrauck by word of god February 4, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016