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uenis by KydenisJoanas November 6, 2017
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Unisrael
The withdrawal of Israel from the West Bank and Gaza Strip as mandated by UN Security Council Resolution 242.
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unisa
UNISA is an abbreviation for the "university" of South Australia.
The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC money and 300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi bear forest.
Unisa is well known for the highest rate of student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.
However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are set to be the worst university in the Asia pacific and even the world!
The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of 40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.
UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.
They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and teachers.
The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC money and 300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi bear forest.
Unisa is well known for the highest rate of student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.
However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are set to be the worst university in the Asia pacific and even the world!
The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of 40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.
UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.
They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and teachers.
News reporter : Tonight yet another student was found hanging from a city building.
People : UNISA, you've done it again!
People : UNISA, you've done it again!
unisa by lolggfyarly May 2, 2008
Uinise [win-say]
A girl who's eyes put a spell on every boy's mind. Who's smile can melt a thousand hearts. Who's beauty is more blinding than the sun, yet it falls into nothingness compared to the beauty of her personality. So much kindness to give, so much love to share. Funny but all so serious. So strong, yet so fragile and sensitive. Like a flower so delicate, but only he who knows how to handle it with care can do its true beauty justice.. its a tongan name
Uinise [win-say] by bossladee February 8, 2010
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uneissa
a cute girl, with big and pretty eyes.
very friendly.
likes to argue and very stubborn.
generous, big-hearted and always ready to help people.
treats everyone equally,
always puts everyone else before her.
trustworthy but very insecure, if she trusts you even a tiny little bit you're lucky
thoughtful, sensitive and caring.
very seldom does she express her feelings for someone, you need to force it out of her.
anyone who's close to her means the world to her
very friendly.
likes to argue and very stubborn.
generous, big-hearted and always ready to help people.
treats everyone equally,
always puts everyone else before her.
trustworthy but very insecure, if she trusts you even a tiny little bit you're lucky
thoughtful, sensitive and caring.
very seldom does she express her feelings for someone, you need to force it out of her.
anyone who's close to her means the world to her
uneissa by perfect_flaws February 18, 2017
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