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Mega Uber Jolly Sex 

The Only thing That will get a mighty titan to squeal like a little pig. Has been used in India.
Hey Zeus, I just had the most amazing Mega Uber Jolly Sex of all time. In India

uber sexual 

Man who is suppose to be in touch with his manly side, yet feminine enough for the ladies. Trendy and very fond of Ryan Seacrest. Shops at Armani Exchange and does not buy pants with the zipper in the front and back.
Dan, you are looking uber sexual in your collar up polo and steve madden shoes.
uber sexual by Sherrie "Sis" November 5, 2005

The Uber-Sexy One 

A name for boys who think they are incredibly hot. See Justin Jones.
Cocky guys think that they are the The Uber-Sexy One.
The Uber-Sexy One by campgirlie April 22, 2005

uber sexual 

Here's how it worked, metrosexual came along and suddenly being a straight guy who could be easily mistaken as being gay was cool, and like anything that becomes cool you always have the problem of....posers.....and there were alot of them, not to metion all the real metros who were pissed off at the posers. Thus uber sexual came along to further distinguish the real metros and the hardline posers from the less vigilant posers and the metros who didnt care bc they didint have to tell everyone they are metro.
a metro who became an uber sexual bc he was tired of posers.
uber sexual by am i metro April 25, 2006

Übersexy 

Being extraordinarily sexually interesting or exciting; radiating superior sexuality; ultra excitingly appealing
Jessica Alba is Übersexy.
Übersexy by VikeBike April 28, 2010

Ubersexual 

a male who is similar to a metrosexual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class - leaving no doubt as to his sexual orientation
Bono is the world's leading ubersexual.
Ubersexual by j.a.c. October 11, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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