uber couger

Take a MILF and add 30 years

Dude, Cody's mom use to be a couger, now she's an uber couger.

by joe bagO'donuts August 19, 2010

Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)

David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"

by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

Ubercougar

A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.

My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night. Apparently she was pretty active in bed because he has scratches all over his back.

by Walter Sobchak, Sobchak Securities November 18, 2007