Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

Uber Eats

Tonight I’ll be eating …. Faggots

Uber eats

by Tony763 February 5, 2022

Uber eats

A bunch of cunts who deliver your food to the wrong house and always get your order wrong

I fucking hate Uber eats

by Tiddesz May 26, 2022

uber eats-ing

The action of ordering Uber to bring you food because you are too high to drive.

Allyn: “Is our food coming yet?”
Mitch: “Nah, they haven’t even picked it up”
Allyn: “damn.”
Mitch: “There must be a lot of people Uber eats-ing right now.”

by chill_chell March 30, 2019

Uber Eats Mode

The state of constant anticipation of an Uber Eats delivery arriving, even though the food has already come.

"I wish I could just sit down and relax but I still feel like the pizza's almost here..."

"Dude, we finished eating the pizza two hours ago. Sounds like you're stuck in Uber Eats mode."

by puggpu July 10, 2020

Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

by Kaneisabottler February 7, 2022

uber eats special

The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.

God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.

by 12345SmithJohn November 1, 2019