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UTAKAT
Pronounced (You Take At) This is the act of taking something or have taken something. This is usually a derogatory slang for something that is not good.
If you fart and leave the room you can tell the remaining occupants UTAKAT
That bluegummer that got shot by the Police can take it.
That bluegummer that got shot by the Police can take it.
UTAKAT by Alan Eastern March 16, 2010
Ubada
The biggest chad in the known and unknown universe. A man dedicating his immortal soul to a lifetime of servitude in the gym. He works out 25 hours a day, while he consumes the souls of the mortals in our univerise. If you wish to summon the Ubada, an ancient ritual must be performed. A ritual that is long lost to time.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
Ubada by The notorious Em December 16, 2021
utakay
utakay by James Chance January 27, 2006
Upakalaka
Upakalaka is one who is very pretty and sexy. It is a word made by mentally ill people in an insane asylum and it has been made into a song. These two people are psychotic maniacs who should be locked up in jail. They are known as Chamalukashula & Jamijuma. Please tell us if you spot them, they are wanted criminals.
Durun uwaka
Durun uwaka by ARAB MON£Y December 3, 2020
Umbakah
The process of twisting your dick a perfect 360 degress, 1 foot up while performing a ritual, going to a gas station and drinking all the gasoline from the the rusty machine it comes from, then to call for medical help, to then masturbate in a hospital bed playing tetris 99, while simultaneously playing osu mania with your toes and bust after looking at a anime character. Storing the semen, drinking it, peeing it out and put it in your girls pussy filling her with dead sperm and aids
Umbakah by TimmyTwoThumbs February 23, 2023