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ubata by rocking awesome May 2, 2010
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Ubada
The biggest chad in the known and unknown universe. A man dedicating his immortal soul to a lifetime of servitude in the gym. He works out 25 hours a day, while he consumes the souls of the mortals in our univerise. If you wish to summon the Ubada, an ancient ritual must be performed. A ritual that is long lost to time.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
Ubada by The notorious Em December 16, 2021
Ukatake
The grandparents of Karasuno’s volleyball team, encouraging and kind and always there for you. The ship name of Takeda Ittetsu and Ukai Keinshin
Daichi: I love Ukatake, they are really good grandparents.
Sugawara: You don’t help taking care of our kids though.
Sugawara: You don’t help taking care of our kids though.
Ukatake by IcyTodorokis February 8, 2020