tzuchi

A propaganda-revolved institute that brainwashes children to abide by niche values and principles. Their indoctrination skills rival that off Hitler Youth. Teachers are good, but said institute is too culturally-stricken.

"You see that deprived kid trying to eat mashed potato with strawberry jam, he must be a student from tzuchi student"

- From the guy cannot type starwberry

by Chengyenvalue3000 March 27, 2022

tzuchi school

A propaganda-revolved school that brainwashes children to abide by niche values and principles. Their indoctrination skills rival that off Hitler Youth. Some teachers are good but some are douchebags, some of them are Indian curry eaters and a bunch of filipino niggas, go back to ur country boi! The school is based of the adolf hitler school but they dont allow you to eat meat and lets you praise masterchengyen like what germany did in the 1930s! Heil Master Cheng yen!!

"You see that kid trying to smuggle meat to school illegally?, he must be a student from tzuchi school"

- From the kid who hates vegetables

by masterchengyan3000 October 9, 2023

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Touching tips

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

by Fromundo June 20, 2016

tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

Traffic Touching

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021