When your
girl has a yeast infection but you
don’t care and all you give a fuck about is your
cucumber.
So you put your cucumber in the yoghurt.
Then you get tzatziki.
Or sadziki.
Oh my god I just care so much about my
cucumber. I
don’t care you in paiiiin, existence is paaaaiiiin.
Let me
stick my cucumber in your yoghurt
Give me your number , It won’t hurt
Let’s make tzatziki, call rafiki.