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tsatziki 

An ancient remedy for disease, affliction and impotence. The Greeks invented this "magical" sauce by adding simple ingredients from the kitchen into a mixing bowl. It goes well on any and all meats, as well as bread.
Guy: "Damn yo.. what's on this meat that's so fly?!"
Chick: "Ahh.. that's tsatziki sauce."
Guy: "Whoooaaa! Quick! Let's get in the bedroom!"
Chick "Ha! And they said only prescription medicine would help!"
tsatziki by Nidht December 17, 2004

Sneaky Tzatziki 

Sneaky Tzatziki is a feat only accomplishable by those with foreskin still intact. It is when you pinch the foreskin and make a knot holding all your cum inside like a balloon ready to explode. Sneaky Tzatsiki is giving her a finger in the ass and when she turns around, burst the jizzbomb straight onto her face.
Man, this girl wouldn't let me nut in her face so I pulled a sneaky tzatziki on her lol!
Sneaky Tzatziki by snufsmatty November 11, 2022

Tzatziki Burner 

The action in which a man ejaculates inside a condom while having intercourse with a random women and later burns that same condom over a fire in front of that same women while smoking her out with the burning semen, vaginal residue and rubber. Usually works best during outdoor camping excursions and in front of large crowds to allow for maximum shame.
*Note - Using a large stick to pick up the used condom is recommended not only for sanitary reasons but also to yield the highest level of burn time.
Look at that hoe choke on the Tzatziki burner son!!!
Tzatziki Burner by 509 October 18, 2008

tsatziki 

a greek sauce that's yummy and creamy
he: this Tsatziki chicken from quizznos is so tastey
she: yeah you're so right
tsatziki by guan September 28, 2005

Tzatziki 

The act of masturbating into a pita.
Andreas was out of bananas, so he treated himself to a tzatziki.
Tzatziki by Der Beetmeister April 3, 2017

tzatziki tweaky 

To be really high on drugs or a combination of drugs and alcohol.
I took one E and it wasn't working so i took another and I got tzatziki tweaky!!
tzatziki tweaky by docktergonzo February 27, 2007
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