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she is so funny!! also got GREATTT dancing skills. #speakingfromtheheart💜 she is really talented and is also ally’s wife! (which makes her 100000x better than everyone) she is better than all of you TBH😂😂😂 ok that’s all bye now😊😒❤️
she is so funny and amazing! “hey have you heard of “ txtbk”? “you mean daisy? YASSSS i’ve heard of her! she’s so great isn’t she?🤗”
txtbk by imsofunnylmaololll July 16, 2021
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txtbarrasment 

It's a situation where a txt message causes an embarrassment to the sender or the recipient.
J: yesterday, I sexted my GF Jessica, only to find out I sent this txt to my coworker Jessica. That was a txtbarrasment!!

Q: hell ya!
txtbarrasment by mesh-mesh March 23, 2009

txtbiggesthoe

A person who is into kpop and ults in txt most likely a hardstan hence the hoe
Honestly its just my username on tiktok moas follow me
Help I'm on straight tiktok get me out of here

Sure follow kpopstan accounts like txtbiggesthoe

txtblossom

Txtblossom is a sex toy used by men and women for pleasure in their uterus, asshole, and penis. Many people have used and experienced the most flavorful orgasm in their whole life!
Male: I got a txtblossom last week!!!
Female: Oh wow let me have some of that daddy😜
txtblossom by TrishLikeFish66 June 7, 2021

txtblossom

lesbian bondage porn from nicki minaj and tom holland’s discharge squirt alert 101 ft. Olivia Rodrigo
Danielle: hey ima bust a txtblossom brb.
Leah: Oh same wanna do it together?
Danielle: Sure!
txtblossom by TrishLikeFish66 June 8, 2021

txtbusing 

The sending of abusive text messages
I was having a quite night in when the mobile starts going every few minutes, turned out it was my mates txtbusing me!
txtbusing by Nashie November 1, 2013
Think that big koala juicy
Wanna go to the zoo and ttbkj?
ttbkj by Thunkd February 26, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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