txtblossom

Txtblossom is a sex toy used by men and women for pleasure in their uterus, asshole, and penis. Many people have used and experienced the most flavorful orgasm in their whole life!

Male: I got a txtblossom last week!!!
Female: Oh wow let me have some of that daddy😜

txtblossom by TrishLikeFish66 June 7, 2021

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txtblossom

lesbian bondage porn from nicki minaj and tom holland’s discharge squirt alert 101 ft. Olivia Rodrigo

Danielle: hey ima bust a txtblossom brb.
Leah: Oh same wanna do it together?
Danielle: Sure!

txtblossom by TrishLikeFish66 June 8, 2021

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txtblossom • twatblossom

twatblossom

An overexposed, aesthetically overrated and therefore sexually overused, celebrity female.

Guy Ritchie: "Man, my wife is a fucking twatblossom."

twatblossom by Steve Barry October 5, 2006

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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