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twotexter 

A person who always texts you with two topics in one message.
Person 1: Do you want to play tennis tomorrow? Are you having dinner home today?

Person 2: You're such a twotexter!
twotexter by Icarus91 June 28, 2010
Words you can keep
A DeHavilland Twin Otter (DHC-6) aircraft is often affectionately nicknamed a "Twotter" by its pilots, and those familiar with the plane.
I dropped a bunch of jumpers today from the Twotter.
twotter by Phil90210 July 4, 2009
A mix between a twink and an otter. Someone who is skinny like a twink but has hair like an otter.
Alex is such a sexy twotter. He's too skinny to be an otter but too hairy to be a twink! I hope he dates me.
Twotter by LadyMonarch October 30, 2020
The hybrid between a twink and an otter. A boy who is too old to be considered a twink, but not hairy enough to be considered an otter.
Steve: "Wow, that twink is hot."
Rick: "That twink is like 28!"
Steve: "Meh, but he's smooth and thus, not an otter."
Rick: "He's a twotter!"
twotter by The Twotter November 20, 2011
A gay socialite with a lean boy body and the hair of a man. Hybrid between a twink & an otter - the Gay Prius.
Are you more into Twotters? Or Twunks?
Twotter by thelasthairbender January 14, 2017
A Twotter is gay man with a young appearance (such as a twink), but with body hair of an otter.
That Twotter's happy trail is fucking hot.
Twotter by TehRedditor August 3, 2018
In gay culture, the hybrid between a twink and an otter. A thin guy who is not quite hairy or muscular enough to be an otter, but also not hairless or young-looking enough to be a twink.
Mark: Dude, that guy is so hot. I love otters.
Jamie: He is totally not hairy enough to be an otter. He's for sure a twink.
Mark: No way, he doesn't look that young and he's not hairless.
Jamie: Fine then, let's call him a twotter.
Twotter by WannabeOtter May 3, 2014
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