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A person who always texts you with two topics in one message.
Person 1: Do you want to play tennis tomorrow? Are you having dinner home today?

Person 2: You're such a twotexter!
by Icarus91 June 25, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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