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Two Text Tim
A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
Two Text Tim by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020
Related Words
Thirsty Two-Text
Defintion: noun:
When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.
You have become thirsty two-text.
Go out and get some game.
Immediately.
When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.
You have become thirsty two-text.
Go out and get some game.
Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!
Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!
Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
Thirsty Two-Text by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.