Twoochie Share definition Flag A 12 to 14 year old that is dressed like a hoochie. A tween whose parents obviously do not care enough about their daughter to keep her from dressing like a slut. Look at that twoochie hanging out in front of Chuck-E-Cheese trolling for tokens from the boys. Twoochie by anonyomass August 30, 2013 0 0 Get merch