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A mixture of a chotch and a twig. A scrawny, but stubborn mix of stupidity and bad looks. A twotch is always full of themselves and thinks they can do whatever they want.
"Wow, look at carter. He's such a twotch."
"Yea totally."
twotch by BertTheBender April 25, 2015
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to twotch is to have a little peek at something

somebody who twotches is a twotcher

somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is twotching
dan had a twotch in tesco

dan is a twotcher of birds

dan is currently twotching a big bird
twotch by Anthony Chapman March 10, 2008
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a.k.a 'Twatch': the act of flicking the edge of a male's balls with the index finger and thumb. Also applying a flick to one ball or the other, resulting in high-pitched screams from and immediate collapse of. the twotchee.
Dayna: "Damn girl! Did you see Shanice twotch Jerome? He gonna be walkin' crooked for a month!"
LaTonya: "Yo, sis, that was epic! I heard 'im yowlin' an' squealin' like a pig all da way over in the liberry!!"
Twotch by John Twotcher January 17, 2025

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.
1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
B A C K H A N D P I M P - S T Y L E N I G G A A C T I O N !
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!

Twitch Thot

A girl that is using Twitch.tv as near porn website to get donations from young boys. The girl is fully aware of what she is doing but if someone calls her out she is gonna defend her self by saying that someone is sexist.
Did you see that stupid twitch THOT Alinity?
Twitch Thot by Socep June 7, 2018

Twitch Irony

When you're watching a streamer play a game and they are either lost, or making a mistake, but the audience is aware of that mistake, usually saying things like "They Don't Know" or "They Lack the Critical Information" or "Wait for it." Very similar to Dramatic Irony, but in a live setting.
He doesn't know... LUL Twitch Irony.

twitch thot

A Twitch Thot is someone who streams on twitch, normally a female, who uses her body for personal gain.
Brian: Have you seen what that Twitch Thot did to PewDiePie?
Ethan: No, I haven't. I'll have to check it out.
twitch thot by Plexiate June 7, 2018
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