twomble

To abruptly leave an awkward situation without saying a word.

Did you see Will twomble out when that girl made him nervous?

by iamthelawbitches September 18, 2014

twomble

walking around in a daze

After a long night of drinking I twombled to class.

by midnight twombler October 21, 2010

Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).

Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire

"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Twombly

To deliberately push yourself beyond the barriers of control in order to gain experience.

He ate a quarter of mushrooms, nearly passed out as we all stared at him, drank a margarita, rallied and ended up talking to the entire pool party in Vegas. Said he would've done more if he had them. Now that's a Twombly.

by THE DENNIS SYSTEM May 10, 2017

Twouble

When you Tweet something so bad it gets you in trouble.

I got in Twouble when I Tweeted something bad about my girlfriend.

by Ralph Charles Hurlton October 3, 2012