two-stroke 

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

two-stroke by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

two stroke 

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!

4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.

two stroke by KX250 June 11, 2006

Two stroke 

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

Two stroke by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020

two stroke barbecue 

The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.

"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"

two stroke barbecue by Black Cobra September 14, 2011

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

Two-stroke Barbeque by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

two stroke diesel 

A slang word phrase to discribe two lesbian women engageing in intercourse.

"Those two dimes are two stroke diesels."

two stroke diesel by Steve the Man in the 813 May 14, 2006

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

Ellensburg Two Stroke by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019