Two Fucks

A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?

Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-

by LoneWolf6 June 21, 2011

Two fucks

The minimum amount of fucks required to necessitate action.

"Are you gonna vote for class president?"
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."

by Turd Flinger November 8, 2013

I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

by rfair July 1, 2009

Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.

No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.

by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011