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Two Finger Pussy 

1.) A girl with really loose genitalia, possibly of questionable virtue.

2.) A man who is very feminine in nature. Gentle and more like a woman.
1.) "Man that skank is a two finger pussy, I practically fell in her!"

2.) "That Ken guy is a real fruit, he ignores attractive blondes to play tennis. What a two finger pussy!"
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two finger pussy 

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"
yo that guy jonathan is a Two finger pussy
two finger pussy by injurious July 8, 2006

two finger pussy dance 

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!
Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"
two finger pussy dance by izakt July 13, 2011
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