two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011

blah

an abbreviation for "bored like all hell"

person1: What do you want to to today?
person2: I don't know. I'm blah.

by izakt March 02, 2008

llamakat

1. It's what you get when you mix a cat with a llama.

2. Something you yell \ say when you have nothing else to say or there is an awkward silence.

(The plural term for llamakat is llamakatz)

1. A. "Hey guys, look at me, I'm riding a llama!"
B. "Oh yeah, well look at me, I'm riding a cat!
C. "OLook at me, I'm riding a llamakat!"
A & B. "Oh my god, it's two times the greatness. You get a llama and a cat all in one animal! Lucky ..."

2. A. "So, I found out that I'm pregnant with your kid ..."
B. "..."
B. "... LLAMAKATZ!"

by izakt January 13, 2009