llamakat

1. It's what you get when you mix a cat with a llama.

2. Something you yell \ say when you have nothing else to say or there is an awkward silence.

(The plural term for llamakat is llamakatz)

1. A. "Hey guys, look at me, I'm riding a llama!"
B. "Oh yeah, well look at me, I'm riding a cat!
C. "OLook at me, I'm riding a llamakat!"
A & B. "Oh my god, it's two times the greatness. You get a llama and a cat all in one animal! Lucky ..."

2. A. "So, I found out that I'm pregnant with your kid ..."
B. "..."
B. "... LLAMAKATZ!"

by izakt January 13, 2009

two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011

blah

an abbreviation for "bored like all hell"

person1: What do you want to to today?
person2: I don't know. I'm blah.

by izakt March 02, 2008