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Twittle My twat 

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.
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Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!
The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)
"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"
twittle by brentionary March 17, 2009

Twittler 

Another name for Donald Trump that Urban Dictionary won't publish because their scared they will be called out in one of his angry tweets.
Well... Looks like Twittler is at it again because his no-healthcare bill is still being denied.
Twittler by IkwordZ June 23, 2017
The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.
I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.
Twittle by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

twittlemuffins 

A word that refers to a woman's breasts.
Hey dude, you see that chick's twittlemuffins!? They're huge!
twittlemuffins by Blaqhawk November 9, 2007