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Meant to be "Triston" but their parents cannot pronounce "r" so they came up with the next best thing. Usually gets picked on because of said name.
Ayyyyyyy, Twiston! How is youw day going fwiend?
twiston by tetrus03 February 13, 2017
Words you can keep

Twisting the knife 

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.
As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.
Twisting the knife by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012
A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Triston can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Triston?
Friend: Who’s that hot guy
Me: Triston
Friend: I want a Triston
Triston by Scarlet0109 January 14, 2019

twisting bitches out 

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.
To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
twisting bitches out by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

Twisting fingers

everybody wonderin y we twisting fingers..... cuz we gangters - gucci mane
Twisting fingers by jazzy bell October 4, 2008

twisting the rope 

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty
dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job
twisting the rope by mikel t September 18, 2006

Twisting the Jolly 

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.
"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"
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