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Sussex dialect: a narrow passage between buildings. (cf. North of England: ginnel)
Most people walked half way around the block but the locals knew a short-cut through the twitten.
Twitten by Urban-Joe November 27, 2011
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Sussex (Southern English) speak for an alley.
Jack, let's walk up to the downs; we can take a shortcut through the twitten.
Twitten by Breld January 10, 2012

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Twinting 

Twinting in definition is a psychological state brought on by certain drug use that ambitiously obscures the ability to differentiate between reality and a drug induced reality. Used in reference to techno enthusiasts and club goers that trip* on substances such as infamous bombs...the likable K and LSD. However a toxic dose of Mary will make you twint a swell. People that are twinting feel as though days have lost they're ability to be separate; meaning weeks may feel as one day because the perception of time is due to relativity, and in this case the relativity is in the hands of the twinter. Twinters also associate they're condition to that of the M.F.K syndrome - abbreviated for "Motha-fucking-King" sensation.
Example of Twinting in a conversation
A: Serious crowd tonight the music is serious take a bump

B: Dude im twinting pretty hard so I should let me get a bump d(+_+)b
Twinting by Mo|Ma March 22, 2010

twintervention

When an intervention is required against not just one child but a set of twins.
Mate, they two are causing all sorts of trouble. I think you might have to make a twintervention.