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Trinten is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He is always so nice to everyone no matter how long he's known them or how close he is with them. Trinten is also incredibly funny. Even if you're having a bad day, his funny remarks will definitely brighten up your day. In fact, he should be a stand-up comedian because he is just that funny. If you find yourself being friends with a Trinten, keep him in your life forever. Overall, Trintens are just the best people in the world.
Person 1: "Omg, who is that over there. He has the most massive toes I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Oh that's Trinten. He's the best guy in the whole school. I wish I was him."
trinten by trintenstan November 21, 2021

Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020
An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristen is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristens will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.
Man, that guy is such a Tristen! I wish I could be like him.
Tristen by Probablynotyou May 26, 2014

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.
We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen
Dirty Tristen by Tjbisme April 15, 2020

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007